• A ‘Duke Nukem' Movie Starring John Cena is Hollywood's Latest Bad Idea

    7 monthes ago - By Slash Film

    Remember Duke Nukem? The video game in which a muscle-bound bro fights aliens with a rotating arsenal of weapons, occasionally stopping to quote They Live and Army of Darkness? Well, now that Hollywood has officially run out of ideas, they've decided to turn it into a movie, and they want wrestler and baggy suit enthusiast John Cena to play the part. Groovy.
    When Hollywood saw the breadth of its domain, it wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. So it decided to make a Duke Nukem movie. The Duke Nukem video game series was created in 1991, starting off as a 2d game before evolving...
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  • Time To Abort The Whole Freakin' Species: John Cena Could Be DUKE NUKEM

    Time To Abort The Whole Freakin' Species: John Cena Could Be DUKE NUKEM

    7 monthes ago - By Birth Movies Death

    The WWE superstar may be blasting aliens on the big screen.
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